I'm *really* not looking for a job. Believe me.

And yes, it's almost 2005, and yes, I'm still happy at home.

If you want to see my resume, feel free to do so. But please realize that I'm not looking for a job, I won't answer any emails about job openings, and I'm not interested regardless of how great the opportunity is. I'm staying home to care for our sons right now, and can't imagine I'll be back in the job market for at least another few years. I'm also kept very busy working for NearSea Naturals, where you'll find "Everything you need to sew, Naturally!" Good luck finding the right candidates for any openings which you may have, though. :)